Don't copy/mock this dictionary, or you will be hurt.
Air Force Ones: Nike Shoe

Alcatraz: Dan Brown('02)'s house. Named after LB members escaped to TP despite warnings by Dan's mom.

Band Camp: An organized torture camp run by the directors. Not to be confused with Craft Fair. (See Craft Fair)

Bari: The mack daddy of the saxophones. Not for the weak.

Bi-Rite: Inexpensive brand of toilet paper used in past by LB members for TP-ing. After August, can no longer be found at stores.

Bone: Trombone

Cabbage: A leafy plant that is used for various purposes, mostly eating. Other obscure meanings exist, but are not appropriate for this webpage.

The Club Sandwich: A hearty Denny's late-nite menu item. apparently takes numerous minutes to cook because, once ordered, customers find them self saying,"Where's my The Club Sandwich?"

Craft Fair: Organized torture run by the Booster Club. Not to be confused with Band Camp. (See Band Camp). Is the main source of income to fix the dents in the tubas each year.

Deal: A phrase of agreement used by Jacob Dearborn. After 12am, it no longer has to make sense when used.

Denny's: A restaurant for the stoned, drunk, or incredibly tired. Serves Lumberjacks and The Club Sandwiches hot and fresh at 2:30am.

Dent: Badge of honor worn on the tuba. Begin with a clean slate each year, due to Craft Fair. (See Craft Fair)

Detch: Matt Detch, former LB member ('02).

Drink, The: A concoction of things that used to be edible. The cause of fear for all LB Freshmen. (See OCB)

Flamingo: A position formed while Bolton(Former Asst. Director)was setting pages. Increases focus and teaches you to balance on one foot while looking retarded. Usually started by a member yelling "FLAMINGO!"

Freshman: Person with least amount of marching knowledge. Should never be listened to. Is always wrong.

Goo: Disgusting, nasty, gross.

Hierarchy: The way things run. Goes from most(oldest) to least powerful (youngest). Most always in the form of Section Leader, Senior, Junior, Sophomore, and Freshman.

Ice-Cream Social: A special time during Band Camp where we dress up like idiots, sometimes arrive fashionably late, and play our show like crap for hundreds of bored people eating ice-cream.

Jew-bonics: Synonym for dumb

Junior: Group with 2nd most marching experience. Usually knows what they're talking about. Is sometimes wrong.

ONE!: English translation for phrase shouted during the game of Uno.

Lumberjack: A big man. The only type of man that can finish a Lumberjack Slam at Denny's. Jacob Dearborn is not a lumberjack.

OCB: AKA Old Country Buffet. The "restaurant" feared and revered by every former/current LB Member. Contains a "salad bar," but the food has been proven not suitable for humans.

Papa Grande: Brad Robertson, former LB member('02).

Pizza Hut: A restaurant containing a superb selection of pizzas and breatsticks. Common place LB members can be found on lunch breaks during band camp.

Prostitot: A preteen, (or even freshman), who wants to be at least 5 years older than she is, so boys will finally pay attention to her.

Rump-et: A trumpet player.

Saxes: The strange section of the band...and not strange in a good way. Not to be confused with the Bari-Saxes.

Section Leader: Leader of the Section. Usually knows what they are talking about. Are always to be listened to and obeyed, unless being stupid. Usually in control of the section.

Senior: Oldest people in the section. Are always to be listened to and treated like the gods they are. Never wrong. (see Sophomore)

Shopper's Value: Very inexpensive brand of toilet paper that can be purchased at Shop-n-Save. .99 for 24 rolls for $1.79 for 12. Becomes extinct during August.

Snap: An interjection. Ex: "Oh Snap! That guy got dissed!"

Sophomore: Person who, after just 1 year of marching, thinks that they know what's really going on. Not to be listened to. Is usually wrong. (See Section Leader)

Spit Stick: A stick with magical good-luck powers that reveal themselves once it has been spit on by every LB member during awards ceremonies. First discovered at Farmington in 2001.

Tag: On the field game invented (out of boredom) by Mike Dean ('03) and Megan Coonrod. Involves poker chips and unsuspecting band members.

Toilet Paper: Very aerodynamic paper-like substance used by LB members for purposes other than wiping their bottoms. Sometimes finds itself stuck in trees, but is oblivious as to how it got there.

Tuba: The bass of the band. The people are the "studs" of the band, or at least think they are. (They aren't.)

"What?": Exclamation most frequently heard when music is passed out, and the Tubas/Baris have notes other than Whole Notes. Usually results in a hillbilly-like excitement. (Ex: "Look! What're these funny notes with the lines on 'em? I ain't never seen dem befo'!) (See Whole Note)

Whole Note: Most frequent note played by Tubas and Baris.